yo mama so fat that her memory foam mattress has dementia!

yo mama so fat that your pops has to take a Dramamine before they engage in sex

what's the difference between yo mama and a mosquito?

a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa claus?

because they make all the toys LOL

I woke up this morning only to find out that Joe Biden is still in the oval office. what a let down!

Boy God really screwed up a perfectly good asshole when he gave Joe Biden teeth

I woke up this morning only to find out that Joe Biden is still in the oval office. what a drag!

What? No "hey handsome" or "how are you doing dear?" Messages? Today must be the scammers day off I guess.

if you're a Trump supporter, you're a friend of mine!

yo mama so fat that when she leaves the beach everybody yells out "the coast is clear!"

your mama's so old that the amount of birthday candles on her cake causes global warming.

are there any real people on this platform because all I keep seeing is AD after ad and nobody seems to respond to anything I post.

yo mama so nasty she had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip so that she can make some money on the side

yo mama so ugly she can make a freight train take a side road

yo mama so fat she stepped outside to get some fresh air and I thought it was a trump rally

yo mama so stupid she tried to find the sideways button on an elevator

yo mama so fat she went on a diet and ended world of hunger

yo mama so fat she skipped a meal in the stock market dropped.

yo mama so fat I threw a basketball at her and it started orbiting

yo Mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future

yo mama so fat she gets hired at birthday parties as a bouncy castle

yo mama so bald she can't even keep a thought in her head

yo mama so fat they had to build a toilet seat around the Grand canyon so that she could take a shit

your mama's so fat that her memory foam mattress has dementia!

so if Joe Biden actually won the 2020 election fairly and legally, then where are all of these massive crowds of adoring fans wearing blue hats and waving blue flags?

isn't it peculiar that an old geezer in cognitive decline who can't even get 15 people to show up at one of his rarely seen events suddenly turns around and wins the presidential election with nearly 90 million votes?