A Texan Rancher and a little Aussie farmer met on a Bus Tour and the Texan asked the Aussie to tell him about his farm…” a 50 acre bit of paradise” the Aussie farmer said.

The Texan said …”on my Ranch it takes me nearly all day to drive to my front gate”.

The Little Aussie Farmer scratched his head and said…. “ Yeah Mate I had a car like that myself once