What a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.
A friend was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty, rough looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner....
BA friend was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty, rough looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
He took out his wallet, pulled ten dollars out and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of food?”
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" he asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said..
"I need to spend all my time just trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" he asked.
"Are you NUTS!?" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," he said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner which will be cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? He replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
NOTE: I gave up drinking, fishing, hunting, and chasing women 23 years ago I don't look anything like this guy. I do miss the fishing hunting though.