Beeto, poet.....

I debated befouling my exceptionally clean and wholesome roster of fantastic posts with this. But...posterity demands it. It is entitled....Beeto, gay poet. I urge you to view the arkle with the utmost seriousness... Holy cow!

Is poetry maven Beeto light in his loafers?

We had NO idea that Beeto O’Rourke was a poet until Tucker delivered the news Friday evening. Below...his poetry and this is NO joke.Frankly, MrOT didn't get it. His first supposition was that it was an early satirical poetic shock effort by a childishly simple kid. Then his wife (who is smarter than he) issued the fatal word...gay.

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

 
Frankly, MrOT didn't get it. His first supposition was that it was an early satirical poetic shock effort by a childishly simple kid. Then his wife (who is smarter than he) issued the fatal word...gay.

Seems like nobody (except the exceptionally intelligent wife) made the connection. If you think gay as you read the above sonnet then it makes el perfecto sense. It's a brilliant (and obviously successful) obfuscation and allusion to a very gay act.

"The cow has risen. Provide milk." (He ain't talkin' for cornflakes here...)

Now you know the words to insert to get what Beeto was actually referring to. Is Beeto gay? Making fun of gay? A brief search for verification on the matter turned up empty. So, Mx. Citizen...You be the judge of his bovine scatalogy.

More here: https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/15/beto-orourke-song-cow/

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